Poor Vito by Bill Bayer
  Another Vito moment..... Muffler Man on 28th st.  The lot has been rocking, one for the books! Late on a Saturday night and there is still a full lot. Vito had been thrashing on the Bronco for the weekend, and had pulled a red eye the night before. Since things were not slowing down much, Vito was running on fumes and sat down by the soda machine at the front of the building.
    Next thing you know, Vito is out like a light, snoring and oblivious to  the lot and his surroundings. We  thought this was quite amusing, he looked like a bum on the sidewalk! People started snickering and  giggling and pointing at the man we called "Mini Hercules". 
    Someone came up with a great idea and we put it in motion!  In a beautiful coordinated effort, still giggling and guffawing as it happened, proceeded to pushall the vehicles, not only from the front lot, but also the side lot ,to the back of Muffler Man! For those who were not needed to push, they collected any bottle, can or garbage they could find. So with the lot appearing empty other than Vito  fast asleep at the front of the building, all these "accessories" were placed around Vito in a very haphazard fashion! Now he truly looked like a street bum!
     I don't know if anyone got a picture, but the laughter was contagious and outrageous! He laid there for close to ten minutes by himself for all the 28th St. traffic to look upon him! What a sight! Then an siren went off and woke Vito to all his admirers. He looked around with the most confused look, not knowing where everyone and the cars went! When we appeared around the corner laughingour butts off at him..... he knew that he'd been had!  Vito appreciated a good joke though! God Bless him!

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